why are there gates around the cemetery? because people are just dying to get in!
keep them coming anon
why couldnt the skeleton cross the road? because he didnt have the gus! *slaps knee*
it’s definitely a knee slapper
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I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
Don’t do drugs. Do me
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.